Welcome to The Church of Tina Chopp

Overview IMPORTANT! If you don't understand what you see please read our Disclaimer! A Brief History of The Church of Tina Chopp ("The Truth") Rumours about Tina Chopp ("Lies") Church Announcements ("Everything Else") Saint Frank's Page and Saint Fred's Page Contact The Church of Tina Chopp

Tinite Doctrine The Books of Tina Chopp The Book of Bleh The Tinite Tracts The Tina Magazine - An Historical Archive The Tinite Rating System The Universal Map of Snake Destiny The Holy Snake, Ebeneezer Squeezer The Gripes of Wraith Tinite Ritual The Ritual Object of The Church The Bizarre Sex Section Snake Fondling Vegetable Sacrifice The Sacred Zucchini Horn Ritual The Curse of Greyface and The Introduction of Negativism, including The Turkey Curse.

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